A particularly entertaining example I received as a message from a “Sandra Diaz” a few minutes ago:

Good day how are You doing today?…..I hope everything is fine If so thanks be to God almighty. I’m ,My name is Sandra,i live in Glendale, AZ,I have a Son that live with Me I am Self Employed. I work as a leading retailer of computers, and right now I’m at present in West Africa to supply computers to a new Establishment company, I’d be back to the states in a Three of weeks time, I believe the time I’II be spending down here will help the both of us to know more about each other before heading back to the states and I’m willing to relocate for the right man that comes my way…. I’m single and Divorce. I came across your profile while searching on this site,and I bet I got so acquainted to your image cause of the beauty i could see on you. You’re simply irresistible and i must confess it’s a great pleasure writing to someone of your nature. You’re God gifted and attractive… You are so Handsome that i believe God spent extra time creating you and if i were to present your picture in heaven, all the angels would hide their faces in shame. I’m a non typical woMan with a good heart and a calm head, someone who appreciates the value of a good people like my father did, I’m not a surface dweller, I can see beyond the outside and I’m not afraid or unwilling to express myself or laugh out loud. Do you like walking or dancing, do you like hugs and kisses, taking long drives or just staying home listening to music or cuddling. The smallest of gestures I meet with joy and appreciation instead of expectation. This are things I dislike, I do not like being around with people who are negative, Rude, No patient and very lousy people. I’m pretty easy going but when I am passionate about something I will definitely speak my mind. I am very adventuresome and love the idea of trying any new fun activity or sport.I’m romantic and very contented with my life.. I just think it would be a lot more fun if there was someone to share it with. I’m a strong, independent woman with a great sense of humor and have managed to remain so lovely and caring to people. I try very hard to keep a positive outlook on life and hope you do too. I don’t mind traveling or relocating to other states to meet my match. i like candies, flowers,music and reading…water (whether it be a lake,stream or the ocean).sunshine and rainy days…falling leaves (Autumn is my absolute favorite time of year), holding hands,cuddling,walking in the evening and kissing under a street light. I am honest and expect the same in return. I don’t play games or care much for people who do so give me a way to get in touch. I’m looking for the last love of my life. I am looking for a true companion, the missing link in my life.I am looking for the bone that mine was brought out from…am looking for whom God has set aside for me be happy and have a positive attitude. I hope you will be honest, sensitive and affectionate (being romantic would be great!) Be prepared though, I may want to take you away for a surprise romantic weekend….If you have a strong shoulder for me to lean on and allow me to cry on at the movies, well, that would be a real bonus! But you should know that I will be there for you – a partner (in every sense of the word) who will be there to share the laughter and the tears. If you hold my heart, there is nothing I won’t do for you. I read a profile once that says it all perfectly – someone I am excited to spend my nights with and even more eager to spend my days with”…. a gentle man and a kind soul I’m looking for a man that will be my best friend plus more if it goes that way, someone who has a positive out look on life, caring,loving, not boring likes to go out and do things even if its just a walk.its the little things that matters. If you have read this far I’m amazed, There’s still a lot more about me that i would like you to know but i would only do that if you send me a message to my personal email because that’s the only way we can get privacy in our relationship. Here is my email address lonelyheart4u2030@yahoo.com” or drop me a message on my YIM “lonelyheart4u2030”.. Remain blessed and have a wonderful day out there…I’m hoping to hear back from you
Hugs and kisses